Introduction 8
Wisdom of the Ages 13
Power is a near neighbor to necessity.
Inspiration and Action 37
If there is no struggle, there is no progress.
Politics 49
Man is by nature a political animal.
Humor 61
If your enemy is laughing, how can he bludgeon you to death?
Women 73
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
They Never Said That 83
The definition of “insanity” . . .
Reviving Clichéd Quotes 95
The road to hell is paved with good intentions
Quote vs. Counterquote 109
Turnabout is fair play.
Quotations About Quotations 123
I hate quotations.
Epigraphs 133
Donuts—is there anything they can’t do?
