This hilarious picture book about a baby waiting to be born is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be -- by Barbara Park, the beloved and bestselling author of the Junie B. Jones series!
“Ma! there’s nothing to do here!” complains the precocious protagonist of this rhyming tale set entirely in utero. It’s not exactly a scintillating experience spending nine months in your mother’s womb. You’re just stuck there at the end of that dumb bungee cord (a.k.a. the umbilical cord), with nothing whatsoever to do but slosh around. But, oh, the endless joys you have to look forward to as you listen to the tick-tock of ma’s happy heart clock and await that happy day when you finally come out to play.
This hilarious picture book about a baby waiting to be born is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be -- by Barbara Park, the beloved and bestselling author of the Junie B. Jones series!
“Ma! there’s nothing to do here!” complains the precocious protagonist of this rhyming tale set entirely in utero. It’s not exactly a scintillating experience spending nine months in your mother’s womb. You’re just stuck there at the end of that dumb bungee cord (a.k.a. the umbilical cord), with nothing whatsoever to do but slosh around. But, oh, the endless joys you have to look forward to as you listen to the tick-tock of ma’s happy heart clock and await that happy day when you finally come out to play.
The Stupid Smelly Bus; A Little Monkey Business; Her Big Fat Mouth; Some Sneaky Peeky Spying; The Yucky Blucky Fruitcake; That Meanie Jim's Birthday and more
21 Junie B. 1st Grader: Cheater Pants; 22 Junie B. 1st Grader: One-Man Band; 23 Junie B. 1st Grader: Shipwrecked; 24 Junie B. 1st Grader: Boo and I Mean It
Not a Crook; Party Animal; Beauty Shop Guy; Smells Something Fishy; (Almost) a Flower Girl; Mushy Gushy Valentine; Peep in Her Pocket; Captain Field Day
The Stupid Smelly Bus; A Little Monkey Business; Her Big Fat Mouth; Some Sneaky Peeky Spying; The Yucky Blucky Fruitcake; That Meanie Jim's Birthday and more
21 Junie B. 1st Grader: Cheater Pants; 22 Junie B. 1st Grader: One-Man Band; 23 Junie B. 1st Grader: Shipwrecked; 24 Junie B. 1st Grader: Boo and I Mean It
Not a Crook; Party Animal; Beauty Shop Guy; Smells Something Fishy; (Almost) a Flower Girl; Mushy Gushy Valentine; Peep in Her Pocket; Captain Field Day